Everything I need to know about life I learned from Noah's Ark

The woodpecker might have to go! (see photo)

Everything I need to know about life, I learned from Noah's Ark .





One : Don't miss the boat.


Two : Remember that we are all in the same boat.


Three : Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark.


Four : Stay fit. When you're 600 years old, someone may ask you to do something really big.

Five : Don't listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to be done.


Six : Build your future on high ground.


Seven : For safety sake, travel in pairs.


Eight : Speed isn't always an advantage. The snails were on board with the cheetahs.


Nine : When you're stressed, float a while.


Ten : Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals.


Eleven: No matter the storm, when you are with God, there's always a rainbow waiting.